There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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