dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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