"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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