yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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