Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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