you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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