Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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