There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
