OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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