i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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