He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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