you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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