Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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