Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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