Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
