I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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