You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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