My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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