his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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