You're completely useless in the revolution.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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