East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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