Porn is love you can see.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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