I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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