I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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