Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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