So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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