He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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