Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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