did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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