Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I didn't notice because vodka
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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