I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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