They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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