ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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