the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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