I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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