Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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