Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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