awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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