Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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