No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
