Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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