Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
