It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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