Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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