You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
only if we run a train.
done.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
