Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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