i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
