apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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