giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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