So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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