in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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