the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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