I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My vagina is officially offended.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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