the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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