why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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