Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
whose parrot is this?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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