Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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